She Dreams of Paradise.
Sundus here. Avoiding reality to get away.
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  • in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
  • ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want
ejacutastic:

hehe

legalmexican:

I’m in the worst fucking mood and my family is just driving me crazy

(via lamelohan)

lameborghini:

i am covered in crumbs and regret

(via gnarly)

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via lamelohan)

  • me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist, via sniffing)

"Your miseries will lead you to great discoveries."
A. Abraham (via wnq-writers)

(via random---quotes)

aisette:

when the person u like logs on

image

(via sniffing)

oknope:

i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months

(via sniffing)

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via iamthewhitegirl)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via fake-mermaid)

meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*

(via tipslip)

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT
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